Alphonse is a monster, a diva, a babbling baby. Alphonse is a gorilla playing with a branch. Alphonse is the new iPhone, a cerebral parasite. He was born from a Victor Hugo poem nestled in his mother’s voice. He was offered money and accolades, including the Prix Mouffe, Stingray Rising Star, Sirius XM Award, and more, to perform his music across Canada, France, and deep into ancient seas and the secret edges of the Milky Way.

Last year, he disappeared into himself to write his first album, “t.o.m. or the trajectory of the Perseids.” And you can take the word of this omniscient narrator that Alphonse is now back, enhanced and multiplied by new poetic proteins and bionic mechanisms that will allow him to take music higher and farther, powered by love, in an epic second season filled with battles against the forces of evil! And he’s going to kick the hell out of those amoebas! Is that clear?